LMAO do this!

Category: Let's talk

Post 1 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 7:51:46

Choose your month, day, and colour of shirt that you are wearing. Put them together and write your statement in a comment....
Pick the month you were born in:
January - I kissed
February - I killed
March - I ran naked with
April - I raped
May - I slapped
June - I cuddled with
July - I got high & had sex with
August - I ran shirtless with
September - I stabbed
October - I ate out
November - I slept with
December- I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - your boyfriend
08 - your mom
09 - a emo kid
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - 50 Cent
17 - a bisexual
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - a prostitute
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a stripper
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a homeless guy
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll bitch
Black - because im sexy
Pink - because i love weed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - Because the lil people told me to
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 7:55:55

Christ that's childish this is what happens when you rely on the internet for your entertainment and education

Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 7:57:07

Though I have to agree with polka dots you probably do with a vengence

Post 4 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 8:05:54

OMG, goblin will you like go kill yourself, you stupid fag, it's just something i thought would be cool to put on the boards. It's something to kill time. God you make me want to punch something!

Post 5 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 8:17:11

Oh no my dear not unless you pay a substantial amount, and your anger just amuses me immensely.

Post 6 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 8:19:34

I kissed a cat because i'm smoking crack..... Yeh, you can so tell, rofl

Post 7 by BB (move over school!) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 9:21:42

OK here we go:

I raped an Easter egg, because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

Post 8 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 9:25:38

Erm, wow ... I've seen another one like this, but it had different answers for the things you picked. Um, well ... I ran naked with the Trojan man because I have amazing boobs. Fucking roflmao.

Post 9 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 12:33:38

lol

Post 10 by AngelKisses (An angel with no Halo) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 19:25:17

I kissed you because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

I loved Chelsey's. rofl

Post 11 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 19:56:39

I slapped a toothbrush because I'm sexy! lol

Post 12 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 20:28:50

I got high and had sex with a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and you're jellous. Oh!

Dan.

Post 13 by Wraith (Prince of Chaos) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 23:53:00

I smoked with a crackhead because that's how I roll, bitch! Now how do you like that? hehehehe. I still love Chelsea's the best!

Post 14 by Preciosa (The precious one and her littledog too.) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 23:59:47

I slept with an emo kid because i'm a pimp and you're jealous!

hahahaha, yeah, loved chelsea's the best and sir dan...not sure those are CL duties. oh yeah and bill, just wow.

Post 15 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Thursday, 01-Mar-2007 4:10:25

I raped 50 cent because I have amazing boobs!
I have also seen similar before :)

Post 16 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Thursday, 01-Mar-2007 4:53:56

I ran shirtless with fifty cent because I'm sexy

Post 17 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Thursday, 01-Mar-2007 5:29:34

I ran naked with a pickle because I'm beautiful
Wow... I knew I liked pickles, but that's a new one...

Post 18 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 01-Mar-2007 7:57:16

i kissed a homeless guy, cause that's how i roll, bitch!

hmmm...the first time i've sworn on this site.

forgive me, powers that be.

lol!

Post 19 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Thursday, 01-Mar-2007 13:44:51

I ran shirtless with a emo kid Because thats how i roll bitch

Post 20 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 02-Mar-2007 19:04:43

I smoked with a french fry, cause that's how I roll bitch...

Post 21 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Tuesday, 06-Mar-2007 22:41:28

I cuddled with 50 Cent because I've got abs.


Just wrong, and Chelsea you got it.

Post 22 by Devious_Britches (smarty pants) on Tuesday, 06-Mar-2007 22:43:51

I ran naked with a cat because I'm a pimp and your jelous. lol very cute

Post 23 by Rowdyamerican (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2007 9:55:21

I cuddled with 50 Cent because I'm a pimp and you are jealous.

rofl

Earle

Post 24 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2007 10:00:17

i stabbed a jar of honey because i have amazing boobs. hehehehhee

Post 25 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2007 11:04:19

I ate out my boyfriend because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

Post 26 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2007 11:08:14

Seems a lot of us wear blue shirts. LOL some of these are really funny.

Post 27 by Amethyst Moon (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2007 13:52:44

I ate out a prostitute because I'm sexy. 1. I don't pay to play and 2. I'm only just starting to come out as bi, I don't think I'd go that far! Ack!

Post 28 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2007 21:05:40

blue does seem to be the color..

Post 29 by Daenerys Targaryen (Enjoying Life) on Friday, 29-May-2009 20:38:56

I slapped your dealer because I love weed!

Post 30 by luckyone (Account disabled) on Friday, 29-May-2009 20:58:12

I think I ended up on a high schooler website because I can't seem to find any adult conversations on this site.